Honestly, showing up in a T‑shirt in January is a choice. You probably left the house thinking your “inner warmth” would carry you, or maybe you’re training for some Arctic reality show. Then you sit here shivering 🥶, asking me to crank the heat like we’re thawing a mammoth 🦣.

I swear, it’s like watching natural selection take a personal day. But hey… oh never mind, you’re the boss.!!! 🙏